Everything bagel with a shmere of doucheTumblr (3.0; @douchebagel)http://douchebagel.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/kIf9SJKD9dvi1bligYjxhXxoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://briansloane.com/post/50132802/israel">bsloane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <b>I went to Israel in August.</b> One month later I’ve finally sorted through all 1500 of my photos and finshed putting up the best 520 of them. <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bsloane/collections/72157606933645782/">Check out the collection now!</a> <b>or</b> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/search/show/?q=israel&w=81483739%40N00&s=rec">View them in a </a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/search/show/?q=israel&w=81483739%40N00&s=rec">sababa </a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/search/show/?q=israel&w=81483739%40N00&s=rec">slideshow</a>.</blockquote>http://douchebagel.com/post/50444576http://douchebagel.com/post/50444576Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:04:11 -0400“<p>sarah palin, if you were born to Sarah Palin, your name would be:</p> <p>Flack Gobbler Palin</p>”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html">Polit Tsk Tsk Tsk: Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator</a></em>http://douchebagel.com/post/50434795http://douchebagel.com/post/50434795Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:37:55 -0400““Do you think [Sarah Palin] has the experience to run a major company, like Hewlett Packard?” asked the host. “No, I don’t,” responded Fiorina. “But you know what? That’s not what she’s running for.””<br/><br/> - <em>LOL</em>http://douchebagel.com/post/50423751http://douchebagel.com/post/50423751Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:07:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Ndy8n5scvbsTdVjOo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wonkette.com/402792/downtrodden-texans-brace-for-bush-the-destroyer">Downtrodden Texans Brace For Next Horror</a></p>http://douchebagel.com/post/50411082http://douchebagel.com/post/50411082Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:42:17 -0400<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Ndr0li5ccn24ubyp_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Epic Fail<a href="http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/1725/nineinchfailsur6.jpg"></a></p>http://douchebagel.com/post/49716235http://douchebagel.com/post/49716235Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:22:39 -0400““Don’t mock the Constitution. Don’t make fun of it. Don’t suggest that it’s not American to abide by what the founding fathers set up. It’s worked pretty well for over 200 years.””<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/09/08/obama_to_palin_dont_mock_the_c.html">Obama to Palin: ‘Don’t Mock the Constitution’ | The Trail | washingtonpost.com</a></em>http://douchebagel.com/post/49459112http://douchebagel.com/post/49459112Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:42:15 -0400<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9NdoeyprwdJ1EVosJ_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>True Story<a href="http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v333/107/118/5402513/n5402513_32315265_6406.jpg"></a></p>http://douchebagel.com/post/49445788http://douchebagel.com/post/49445788Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:41:32 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j50ZssEojtM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j50ZssEojtM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Large Hadron Rap</p>http://douchebagel.com/post/49149298http://douchebagel.com/post/49149298Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:05:40 -0400<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Ndkfx7vrlO8UxqSC_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Watching our mayor Nutter race the red bull soap box in storm Hanna. Sweet! (via <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/solyoung">SolYoung</a>)</p>http://douchebagel.com/post/49054358http://douchebagel.com/post/49054358Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:57:17 -0400<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jennifer-lehr/someone-in-palins-hometow_b_124310.html">Jennifer Lehr: Someone in Palin's hometown isn't afraid to speak up!</a>http://douchebagel.com/post/48922196http://douchebagel.com/post/48922196Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:15:52 -0400““The list of appropriate changes will include Ocho Cinco wearing his new surname on the back of his jersey for Sunday’s season opener at Baltimore.””<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3569580">ESPN - Bengals putting Ocho Cinco on No. 85 jersey - NFL</a></em>http://douchebagel.com/post/48793436http://douchebagel.com/post/48793436Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:22:38 -0400<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Ndfwz5s2vhro7JVn_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://patterico.com/wp/wp-content/images/fake-sarah-palin-bikini-photo.jpg">patterico.com</a></p>http://douchebagel.com/post/48609646http://douchebagel.com/post/48609646Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:55:50 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UYYiw_y2qDI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UYYiw_y2qDI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Tucker Bounds on Palin’s National Security Experience…Even McCain’s people cant defend her</p>http://douchebagel.com/post/48499700http://douchebagel.com/post/48499700Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:16:07 -0400<a href="http://www.mediatakeout.com/2008/26264-stunning_rumor_mccains_vp_choice_may_have_hid_daughters_pregnancy__claimed_the_baby_as_her_own_.html">STUNNING RUMOR: McCain's VP Choice May Have Hid Daughter's Pregnancy � Claimed The Baby As HER OWN!!!!!! - MediaTakeOut.com™ 2008</a>http://douchebagel.com/post/48095419http://douchebagel.com/post/48095419Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:09:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eg7rb5W9Ndahj9r6KTrfzrq3_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>McCain-Palin</p>http://douchebagel.com/post/48093889http://douchebagel.com/post/48093889Sat, 30 Aug 2008 20:44:00 -0400<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/28/cindy-mccains-half-sister_n_122134.html">Cindy McCain's Half-Sister: I'm Voting For Obama</a>http://douchebagel.com/post/47807546http://douchebagel.com/post/47807546Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:44:59 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5j2YDq6FkVE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5j2YDq6FkVE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This gets funnier every second of the video</p>http://douchebagel.com/post/47659773http://douchebagel.com/post/47659773Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:28:15 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1826271&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1826271&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://andrewpile.com/post/45547005/this-might-be-my-favorite-yet">pile</a>:</p> <blockquote>This might be my favorite yet.</blockquote>http://douchebagel.com/post/47464081http://douchebagel.com/post/47464081Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:57:05 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2X9LypdiQFo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2X9LypdiQFo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>IT IS ON!</p>http://douchebagel.com/post/47351187http://douchebagel.com/post/47351187Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:44:03 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GIbjpev6U5s&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GIbjpev6U5s&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Hdag Nahash - “The Sticker Song”</p> <p>This is sooo gangsta.</p>http://douchebagel.com/post/47258716http://douchebagel.com/post/47258716Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:04:54 -0400